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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

14.06.2025 03:33

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What is the reason for the high number of stray dogs in Thailand? What measures are being taken to address this issue?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : I don't drink

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What would happen if the US government told the British government in no uncertain terms all RAF bases with USAF personnel now must follow the Constitution and us law, and if the UK tried to defy this, the US military would directly attack the UK?

Me : Sure.

Me : No

He : Then let's have some coffee

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : I'm 24.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

How does a person become transgender?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

What are the reasons for people being banned from social media sites like Twitter and Instagram? Why is it considered a big deal?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

Me : Thank you.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Tea ?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)